This is where I will post up some of my favourite quotes from various things. It's mostly just a fun little page for my own amusement, and for whoever randomly stumbles upon it.


A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa: Everyone in this room knows that he won't get less than 25 to life after conviction for a hate crime.
Defendant: You know what?! I'm sick of this hate crime crap! It's not like he was a black guy. -turns to Connie- Or a spic!
E.A.D.A. Michael Cutter: -anger seeps over face- ...Our offer just went up to 25. Go to trial if you don't like it!
Defense Lawyer: How about our motion for dismissal? How about your law licence?
E.A.D.A. Michael Cutter: You can have my licence! It'll free me up to testify against the hate speech your client just spewed in here! And after he's convicted of murder in a state court, I'll walk across to the U.S. Attorney's Office and have your client prosecuted for violating the Matthew Shepard Act! -leans into Defendant- Hate murder against gays is a Federal offense now! Are you ready to do back-to-back life sentences, Mr. Stubor?! -points- You will die in jail!

- Law and Order (Season 20; Episode 16 - "Innocence") - YouTube

Defense Lawyer: They're innocent, your honor. The District Attorney is putting on a show.
A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa: It's no show, three people are dead.
Defense Lawyer: Of cancer! Why not indict the Grim Reaper?
A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa: Well, he's outside the jurisdiction, but he had help from these defendants.

- Law and Order (Season 20; Episode 20 - "The Taxman Cometh") - YouTube

A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot: I am not out of line and I don't work for you! You work for me at my discretion! Your sole purpose in this process is to bring me a case I can prosecute, not one I have to fix!

- Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (Season 3; Episode 18 - "Guilt") - YouTube

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