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  • I live in Athens, Greece
  • My occupation is Projectionist, Translator

Dr. Greysteel: "Such nonsense! Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful?"

Jonathan Strange: "Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner. That has a sort of moral usefulness, I suppose, in making one feel uncomfortable and encouraging sober reflection upon one's imperfections."

--excerpt from Susanna Clarke's "Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell"

Spike Spiegel: "Y'know, Jet... there are about three things in this world that I positively cannot stand."

Jet Black: "Whatever..."

Spike Spiegel: "And those would be... dogs, rugrats and tomboys."

Jet Black: "..."

Spike Spiegel: "So tell me, Jet... how is it that we now have all three of them neatly gathered on our ship?"

--"Cowboy Bebop" (Session #9 - Jamming with Edward)

Clint Barton: "You don't have to pay for my stuff. I have money."

Tony Stark: "I know you have money, I meant--"

Clint Barton: "--No, I mean, I have money now. Like--"

Tony Stark: "..."

Clint Barton: "--like money."

Tony Stark: "... Where did you get money?"

Clint Barton: "... Places?"

--Matt Fraction's "Hawkeye" (Issue #6 - February, 2013)

Minister: "...but also because you are helping us."

Alex: "Helping you, sir?"

Minister: "We always help our friends, don't we?"

Alex: "..."

--from Stanley Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange"

Rosaleen: "And then they lived happily ever after?"

Grandma: "Indeed they did not!"

--from Neil Jordan's "The Company of Wolves"

Jaime Lannister: "Well, even if the boy lives, he'll be a cripple, grotesque. Give me a good, clean death any day."

Tyrion Lannister: "Speaking for the grotesques, I'll have to disagree. Death is so final. Whereas life, ah life is so full of possibilities."

--from HBO's "Game of Thrones" (S01E02 - The Kingsroad)

Woody: "You-are-a-TOY!! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear. You're-- oh, you're an action figure. You are a child's plaything."

Buzz: "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity."

--from Pixar's "Toy Story"

Jean Gabin: "Pecqueux, I have to tell you something. Don't say a word and don't move. I killed her. That's right, I killed her. It's all over. I'll never see her again. It'll be the death of me, I know it. I couldn't bear to hold her anymore. I loved her, you know? I loved her little hands most of all. But there's one thing I don't get: why haven't they arrested me?"

--from Jean Renoir's "La bête humaine"


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