User:Kenkenofdeath

Entertainer, Unemployed, Strategic Storyteller, Amateur Chef, Paper slapper. Born at a very young age. I own 25 hoolahoops. I sip water quite slowly. I flip my pillows over to get to the cold side. I own a Magikarp. Pikachu chooses me. I put fries into my straw. Your long lost twin. I look funny naked. I like to step on crunchy leaves. I used to think that you could just go to the bank and ask for money. I've got 99 problems. I get mini heart attacks when my wallet isn't in my pocket. I am Kenken.