User:MrBooyah01

''There will come a day, very soon, when a great Warrior will be revealed to this world. This being, classified by most that know him as a Universal Protector, possesses powers unseen by most of the known Universe. His name is David S. Booyah...''

HEY! Wha- Will you leave my Hardlight Computer Console alone already, Larry?! ... Oh, hi! Name's Mr. Booyah. I am a Lord by title, usually fight with a Claymore-style sword & Disc-style shield, and Magic Spells that generally have elemental powers, but sometimes I use a modified Chakram, or other melee weapon. I've never really been one for guns, though I do use them on occasion. I've come to this planet under a mortal's guise, in search of new power with which to protect the Universe, and I believe that these Yu-Gi-Oh Cards, if I could learn which Magical frequency it would take to cast them out of a Duel, could very well be that new Weapon. I was leaning toward Pokemon, but they just seem useless compared to these.

Any help getting around how these cards are supposed to be used would be much appreciated, but I doubt that, with this sink of information, I would need that.

You didn't mention me, Sir...

Oh, right. I also have the disembodied mind of the previous Universal Protector installed in my computer system. I call him the "Logistics, Analysis, Recovery, and Reconnaissance Yuman" (look it up). There's also my Significant Other, Renée Maria Booyah, a Lady by title. I'll put up portraits later.