User:Shapesnatched

''On your way home, you get lost. You go through a dark alleyway, hoping it's a shortcut; you come onto a dimly lit street. The houses, even the very street seem to be sagging. You walk on, looking around nervously. Soon, you see a large building with a giant bowtie on it. This bowtie seems to be radiating something that makes you very sleepy. For a moment, you think this is strange, but then you think that it is perfectly normal. In a daze, you read the sign on the building. It says, "Shapesnatch's Evil Mind-Controlling Bowties, Inc.©  Gee, that's not suspicious at all, you think. You walk to the door and are about to knock when a young teenaged boy wearing a bowtie opens it. His eyes are glassy and dull, and when he speaks, his voice is monotonous, almost hypnotized.''

Welcome to my user page. Would you like a bowtie?

I will update this page with deck(s) when I figure out how to. For now, please just take a bowtie. They're on the house.