User:EHeroDarkNeos

Hello, my name is EHeroDarkNeos. I use an Exodia Deck and play by the Traditional Format. I'm also EHeroFlareNeos' brother. I also seem to have the longest Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki page ever. Really, just look at it!

Favorite Card

 * Morphtronic Celfon

Interests

 * Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series
 * Obviously, playing a children's card game
 * Metallica

My Comments on Yu-Gi-Oh! A.K.A. My Rant Page
Updated every week...or so!
 * Mobius the Frost Monarch has the name(s) of a planet(s) in Sonic the Hedgehog.
 * Arcana Force VIII - The Strength, Arcana Force XII - The Hangman, and Arcana Force XV - The Fiend are the only Arcana Force monsters not to be released. Ironically, those are also the 3 cards whose names were f*cked up by 4Kids. Their proper names are STRENGTH, THE HANGED MAN, and THE DEVIL respectively.
 * All the Destiny Hero cards literally start with the letter D.
 * Desertapir looks like it should be a Pokemon (in my opinion).
 * Jutte Fighter almost doesn't look like a Yu-Gi-Oh! card (in my opinion).
 * There are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many Elemental Hero cards.
 * The power of the Millenium Puzzle is the power to cheat.
 * Yugi and Jaden cheat a lot. At least Yusei doesn't look like is starting to look like he's cheating.
 * Riding "Turbo" Duels are awesome.
 * Even better, in one scene of the crappy 4Kids dub of the GX episode "The Forbidden Ritual Part 1", Adrian Gecko can be seen holding 5 JAPANESE Exodia cards.
 * Better still, the pictures of the Exodia cards are left unchanged.
 * 4Kids sucks.
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! GX + Rock music = not very awesome.
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's = Very Awesome.
 * Kaiba is a jerk. So is Chazz. At least Jack Atlus doesn't seem this way is also an A-hole.
 * They all have big egos.
 * Why didn't they just call Red-Eyes B. Dragon Red-Eyes Black Dragon? This question also applies to the naming of Lord of D., D. Human, and Giltia the D. Knight as Lord of Dragons, Dragon Human, and Giltia the Dark Knight respectively (as well as other such cards).
 * Synchro monsters are like a cross between a Fusion and a Ritual.
 * Why do they give cards such abusive effects if they're going to end up being Forbidden or Limited anyway?
 * Sphere of Chaos looks exactly like Cybertron (the planet) from Transformers Cybertron (or maybe just a dark Sphere Mode).
 * Super Vehicroid - Stealth Union looks like a Transformer while the other Vehicroid Fusions don't even look like their respective parts combined (according to me).
 * Jaden Yuki likes to call his cards by the wrong names.
 * Zane Truesdale also likes to do this.
 * 4Kids actually made the names of the Volcanic cards sound cooler.
 * This didn't work with other cards though.
 * The pictures of Wulf, Lightsworn Beast and Ryko, Lightsworn Hunter look like they should go on the other respective card (in my personal opinion).
 * Introducing Phsycic monsters makes the game almost just like Pokemon.
 * Sometimes you can clearly tell when they are running out of ideas.
 * The edit to Hate Buster's picture was very pointless. The same applies to Overworked and Remote Revenge.
 * It must suck for Yugi to go through puberty every time he duels.
 * Dungeon Dice Monsters is exactly like Duel Monsters. As is Capsule Monsters.
 * AIRRAID is awesome!!!
 * The Deformers are cool.
 * Turbo Synchron and Turbo Warrior look kinda like Transformers. So does Giant Bomber Airraid.
 * In the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX episode The Ultimate Face-Off Part 2, Jesse cheated.
 * In the above episode, Backup Soldier was uncensored.
 * Duel Terminals are cool.
 * Capsule Monsters is a shameless Pokemon ripoff.
 * In 5D's episode 3, Pipe Dreams, 4Kids forgot to change a few instances of SPC on Yusei and Trudge's D-Wheels.
 * That episode also seems to have a never-ending pipe line.
 * Eyeshield 21 was also in it. Cool!
 * 5D's is still way better than GX by a longshot despite all the crappy edits 4Kids made to it.
 * EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS FRANCHISE CHEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Aren't they pushing the whole "darkness" thing a little too far? Seriously! I mean, they waste at least 3 or 4 seasons of the whole series just to repeatedley explain light vs darkness with the protagonist explaining how light prevails over dark. Why?
 * Wait...it's kind of ironic considering the "Dark Light" present in the 2nd season of GX. (How can light be dark???)
 * Light and Darkness Dragon is sooooooooooooooooo emo.
 * Twin Breaker looks like Voldo from Soul Calibur.
 * Yanagi's dub voice is weird, especially when he says "Tanner".
 * Is his voice always that high-pithced? Maybe it happened on one of his "adventures". Or maybe 4Kids likes using stereotypical old people voices.
 * If he considers his cards to be his only friends, he must be a very lonely guy.
 * This section is almost like a friggin' blog. It also speaks the truth, and you know it.
 * Who names their kid Zigzix?
 * Lazar is exactly like Dr. Crowler in the way that he looks like a transvestite.
 * If you combine two good HERO Decks together (1 being Destiny Hero), you get a kick-ass tag team.
 * If you still only use cards from the time the game was released, it's about time to get some new ones.
 * If a vandal deletes this page, I will kill (your page).
 * There are also too many Gladiator Beast cards.
 * It almost seems as if the entire Crimson Crisis pack is entirely centered around the " /Buster /Assault Mode" archetype.
 * Overdrive Teleporter looks like it was drawn by Yoshio Sawai (creator of Bobo-Bo Bo-Bobobo).
 * I don't know why I waited so long to say this, but once I opened a pack of Tactical Evolution and there were 5 rare cards in it.
 * Also, I got the Stardust Dagron tin and inside one of the packs was another Stardust Dragon.
 * WHY did they have to change the altmode of Deformer Chakkan?!?
 * Seriously? Gate Blocker 2? What's next, Gate Blocker 3? Probably.
 * Uh...Psychic Jumper looks constipated.
 * Why do they always picture Junk Synchron with Speed Warrior?
 * And why does the latter get support?
 * Cool, more Deformers.
 * Why did they have to make Des Volstgalph like diamonds, a whole bunch in existence with a restricted supply? Damn you Japanese!
 * Iron Chain Repairman looks like Jumpman when given the Hammer power-up. (Just look at his mustache!)
 * Takasu has an unnaturally giant beard.
 * Dark Resonator has a giant tuning fork.
 * What the hell is a Wu-Lord?
 * 4Kids still sucks.
 * Aero is an existing brand of British chocolate (I've had some. It's really good).
 * I actually thought it was spelt like the weapon (Arrow for those of you who haven't heard of it. (Not trying to insult anyone. (Honest.))).
 * Rua Lua  Luka Leo sounds like a 2-years-old boy.
 * Dick Pitt...quite an unfortunate name.
 * Isn't there already a kid named Dexter that wore glasses?
 * It would be extremely difficult to cosplay as Tore Apart.
 * The elevator shaft in 5D's Episode 12, The Take Back Part 2, seems just as long as the pipe line in Episode 3.
 * Changing to "Yusei Fudo" to "Yusei Adams" makes the change very obvious.
 * How the hell did Trudge get that scar anyway?
 * And what the heck are these supposed to be?
 * Naming an organization/group B.A.D. just seems very intentional and a little childish. Besides, with what it stands for, it should spell B.A.A.D.
 * Synchro Summons rule!
 * ...So do Dark Synchros and Earthbound Gods!
 * The birthmark Kiryu (not the card) has looks nothing like a giant.
 * How the hell are the Dragon and Dark birthmarks natural? Seriously, they look like some freakishly large tattoos or something (especially Jack's!).
 * It would be really cool if Dark Synchro monsters and Earthbound Gods existed in real-life.
 * And Dark Tuners
 * My prayers have been answered!!!...for the Earthbound Gods!!!
 * Who the @#$! is the 5th Signer?!?
 * Seriously? A Dark Birthmark is a stupid hummingbird? That doesn't make the card seem cool at all.
 * This guy has it hard. Seriously!
 * It's amazing how the entire universe revolves around a children's card game.
 * And that you need human sacrifices for a children's trading card.
 * And how people try to take over the world this way.
 * Dice Try!...VERY bad pun!
 * Why do the Bamboo Sword cards exist, anyway?
 * Leo narrates his duels? That can get annoying after a while (especially when he kills the awexome summoning of Magnen in the dub.
 * The card explanation of Magnen U is also unique (so far) as the background card actually turns sideways.
 * Seriously, who's the 5th Signer?!?
 * Why change /Buster to /Assault Mode? That's LONGER!!!
 * Why have Yusei gain amnesia? That's total BULL!!! He could've at least in the dub thought his name was "Yusei Adams".
 * I just realized that Bommer is appropriate, as his Deck includes cards based off Air Bombers.
 * SKY FIRE?!? Now it just seems like they're looking for things to change.
 * The last Fusion Monster ever is Multiple Piece Golem.
 * Really, why the Bamboo Swords?
 * 4Kids still sucks.
 * Synchro Monsters are still awexome.
 * The Elemental Hero cards also all start with the letter "E"
 * That also sort of goes for the Evil Heroes.
 * Trap Eater looks wierd.
 * Why did 4Kids add footage to 5D's Episode 13, A Duel To Remember? It kinda ruins it for all the purists who have seen the Japanese version (like me).
 * Why did they keep Luna and change Luka to Leo? They probably wanted the names to sound more American (even though there's names like Luna and Akiza).
 * Morphtronic Remocon looks more like an iPod (if you know what one is and looks like).
 * The Anniversary Pack is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * But why did they remove Dark Magician Girl from the English set? It was probably a little suggestive.
 * At least with the Japanese picture of Grand Cross you can see Pluto better.
 * "Morphtronic" is also longer than "Deformer".
 * Making certain names longer is ironic considering the fact that they're going for more compact card lores.
 * This guy is a total cosplayer.
 * Until the end of his duel with Akiza, I could hardly understand anything he said!
 * Also, his Duel Disk has a wierd layout.
 * What exactly does T.A.D.P.O.L.E. stand for anyway?
 * It's like the Duelists in the the anime have an infinite supply of cards and the main characters have 100-card Decks.
 * In Yusei's case, he has like a thousand Trap Cards in his Riding Turbo Deck.
 * Dick looks kinda like Chazz.
 * And Mukuro Enjo sounds like George W. Bush.
 * Speed King ☆ Skull Flames is basically Skull Flames as a 'taur.
 * With Professor Frank's duel against Luna, why couldn't they have just put the effects bluntly?
 * It was dragged out a little too long.
 * Finally, Horn of the Unicorn was actually equipped to a Unicorn.
 * Symmetry Rorschach looks like a butterfly to me.
 * The title for 5D's episode 19, Return to the Spirit World Part 2, is misspelled as Return to the World Part 2 on a Tivo (and subsequently possibly many more) programming guide(s).
 * This has happened before, with the GX 2-Part episode Dueling With Axel. Part 2 was misspelled as Dueling With Alex (idiots).
 * In addition to the 5D's episode, 4Kids thought their audience was full of dumbasses and decided to explain Wave of Evil Intent TWICE, once through Frank and once through a card explanation thingy.
 * Ido the Supreme Magical Force is awesome!
 * How come in Turbo Duels, their cards never fly out of their Runners?
 * Seriously, why?
 * The Core Chimair series is also very awexome because it's Anti-Meta.
 * I freaking HATE Sibbie the Metagame!!!
 * I LOVE building Theme Decks revolving literally around 1 archetype or character (see Decks I Use/Will Use), as opposed to following Meta and, most of the time, ways that others build Theme Decks, especially ones with Splashable cards.
 * The last 2 comments were actual rants.
 * How come in all of GX season 3, no one just TOOK OFF their Bio Bands like Adrian Gecko did temporarily in 1 episode?
 * What kind of a name is Adrian Gecko anyway?
 * Who's the 5th Signer, dammit?
 * A transvestite dueling? That's happened before.
 * Hasbro should DEFINATELY make Transformers of the Morphtronics.
 * This is something you don't do in a dub: Say the new name of a card and then 5 seconds later say the original name. Akiza did this with Dark Tuning. When she played it, she said the English name and then 5 seconds later called it Wicked Reborn.
 * What do raptors have to do with a bunch of guys wearing chicken suits?
 * U lu ru is awesome!!!
 * So are Ccapac Apu, Ccarayhua, and Aslla piscu.
 * I wonder what Demak's is called.
 * Qal'at of the Moonlight looks like a cheap redeco of Gale of the Hurricane.
 * Also, in 5D's episode 20, Second Round Showdown Part 1, Luna's voice slightly abruptly changes for the rest of the series. At least it's not as high pitched as Leo's anymore.
 * It was also reeeeeeeeally cool when Bommer tried to assasinate Goodwin!
 * Just who the hell is the 5th Signer/Dragon already?!?
 * Ummm...Otaku!
 * Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
 * What the Pfargtl?
 * It would be wierd if there was ever a Fusion between a Vehicroid and a Morphtronic.
 * Or a Synchro of a Hero.
 * What if there was A Ritual Monster that used another monster to form a Fusion Monster that was a Tuner for a Synchro Monster with an /Assault Mode that was the Dark Tuner for a Dark Synchro Monster which had it's own version of /Assault Modes? Confusing, huh?
 * The new Earthbound God is a killer whale?
 * Blackwings are broken super special awesome!
 * Trudge is a motorcycle riding security guard stalker.
 * 4Kids STILL sucks!
 * Tuner Capture would be awesome as an actual claw game.
 * EVERY DARK SIGNER IN YU-GI-OH! 5D'S CHEATS..........DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * It would be cool if the Morphtronics were released as actual, fully transformable, toys. Get on it Hasbro!
 * Holy Mackeral!
 * Holy Awesomeness!
 * Shark the Crew looks like Carrierroid on steroids.
 * Why is Black Shining G between two refrigerators?
 * It's not even a G, either!
 * What the hell?!?
 * Why is everybody on this card a f*cking ninja?
 * Another train card?
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Wheelie Breakers is basically Mario Kart, but with trading cards. Also, there is little to no imagination whatsoever in the Speed Spells.
 * Carrierroid has too many r's in it.
 * Holy Crap!
 * It's kinda odd how the majority of new cards have their Japanese names sound like they are in English.
 * The entire universe revolves around a children's card game.
 * Bone Temple Block looks a lot like retarded caramel on crack.
 * Is Rudger seriously the 5th Signer? Then who's the fifth D? Certainly not Power Tool Dragon. That would be stupid.
 * Actually, Rudger's arm was somehow cut off and retains the mark, so technically his arm is the 5th Singer.
 * Um...I like pudding.
 * It looks like ther's an extra space in Blackwing Armed Wing between "Blackwing" and "Armed".
 * They forgot to edit the horns off of Ha Des on Trust Mind.
 * The following comments are rants about the first episode of the Dark Signers arc (Web of Deceit Part 1) in the 4Kids dub:
 * Mistake #1: Angela's voice makes her sound like Slutty McSlutslut.
 * Mistake #2: Carly Nagisa became Carly Carmine.
 * Mistake #3: Rudger makes spider puns.
 * Mistake #4: Dark Synchro Monsters aren't black in color frame, but are just a darkened form of the Effect Monster frame with bright blue stars.
 * Mistake #5: Dark Synchro Summons lack full explanation.
 * That is all (of the above 5).
 * Jack and Atlas are BioShock characters.
 * Fontaine is also a BioShock character.
 * Moja can spell Ojama.
 * 4Kids STILL sucks!
 * I HATE VANDALS!!! Someone pretty much killed part of my brother's account, which means, like I said before, I will kill THEIR Userpage, should they ever make one!
 * I told him not to mess with me!
 * But nooOOoo!
 * This is almost the perfect card.
 * It...is...about...TIME!
 * This IS the perfect card...in the anime!
 * Okay, this is extremely CRUEL! While I was watching the new dub 5D's episode, where Yusei starts his Shadow Turbo Duel with Kiryu, a commercial played during the flashback! I mean, I think I may have missed an important piece of an explanation about Duel Gangs and stuff. This should never even happen. Seriously!
 * In another annoyance, I have never seen Lockdown Duel Part 2 broadcast...on Channel 5. The first time, it was covered up by wildfire coverage, the second time being when they started airing the Dark Signers arc. I mean, WHAT THE HELL?! Because of that, I was forced to have to download it onto my PSP so that I could actually watch it.
 * Infernalty?! Seriously, 4Kids?!
 * What the hell? Don't they ever run out of ideas?
 * I never thought that Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu was pronounced (koka-pack-a-poo). Seriously, that's how it is according to 4Kids. IT'S NOT 1 WORD, DAMMIT!
 * Now I'm worried how they're gonna pronounce Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua and Earthbound Immortal Aslla piscu.
 * They really need to stop making Elemental Hero cards.
 * This...card...RULES!!!
 * Heitmann hates Low-Level monsters, though ironically, he uses one himself.
 * Wait, then why does he diss Tuner Monsters, anyway, when most of them are Low-Level in the first place?
 * What kind of name is Eccentric Boy anyway?
 * 4Kids actually had the BALLS to skip 6 episodes of 5D's at a critical turning point in the series? What the hell?! We don't even get to hear the pronunciations of Ccarayhua or Aslla piscu.
 * Speaking of skipping episodes, it's bad that 4Kids even dubbed this entire series in the first place, but they could at least dub Season 4 of GX!
 * It's the end of all life as we know it!
 * Why the hell does Yusei keep using the phrase "throw down"? He makes it sound like he had sex with Kiryu or something. (If you are a minor reading that comment, you'll find out what it means when the time is right.)
 * This is weird.
 * This is awesome!
 * Kreh-Buns! Not Kree-Bohnz!
 * Zero Reverse is not a building! It it the after-effect of the first Enerdy Reactor! God, it's like in Sonic X when those bastards called Eggman's base Chaos Control because of their short attention span!
 * Road Warrior! Not Road Fighter!
 * Aslla piscu is pronounced (Ass-la pisk), not (Uh-sill-uh-piss-coo)!
 * They actually pronounced Ccarayhua correctly! Hooray!
 * Why did they change Reptiless to Reptile? It makes no sense!
 * 4Kids SUCKS ASS!!!
 * This card reminds me of Bio Broly, while this one reminds me of inFAMOUS for some reason.
 * Earthbound Immortal Dub Pronunciations: 2 Incorrect/2 Correct
 * How does it work that you pay Life Points to make the damage 0 when you're technically taking damage in the first place?
 * They should make more Toon Monsters.
 * What I don't get is that they try to censor the word "God", yet when reffering to the Egyptian Gods, they explicitly say "God".
 * 3 Incorrect/2 Corr ect
 * Demonic Monkey King Zeman sounds cooler than the 4Kids name, whatever it was.
 * There's a 5D's manga?!?

What I Think Of Each Anime Series

 * Yu-Gi-Oh!: Pretty good for what it is.
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Needs a total re-dub.
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! Capsule Monsters: Suxors!
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! GX: Awful! Needs re-dub.
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Awexome! Maybe a re-dub would still be nice.
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series: FUNNY!

Achievement Unlocked
Note: I do not own an XBox 360 in any way!
 * Getting 5 Rares in a Tactical Evolution pack
 * Getting 11 cards in a Crossroads of Chaos pack
 * Getting 3 Rares in a Yusei Pack
 * Successfully getting Plaguespreader Zombie.
 * Using an Iron Chain Deck and losing to a Lightsworns Deck.
 * Owning most of the most powerful monsters in the game, including Obelisk the Tormentor, Slifer the Executive Producer, and Mega Ultra Chicken.
 * Owning GX Sound Duel 1.
 * Getting 2 Earthbound Immortal Aslla piscu in a Raging Battle box!
 * Winning a Duel with only 50 Life Points left using my Exodia Deck against a Plant Deck.

Misprints I Own
Note: None of these cards are for trade!
 * Giant Germ: Name not written in all the way, but full name is there
 * Destiny Hero - Dogma: Small yellow spot near corner of picture
 * Blackwing Armor Master: Extra ink on left edge of picture
 * Elemental Hero Chaos Neos (Ghost Rare): Name written as Rainbow Dragon
 * Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End: "you" in effect written as "yoru"
 * Volcanic Doomfire: Small orange spot on corner of picture
 * Urgent Tuning: Tiny blue dot on Speed Warrior's right arm
 * An entire Tactical Evolution box: Although maybe not a misprint, the backs of nearly every card felt close to sand paper
 * A Tactical Evolution pack: text not written all the way, but still legible
 * Destiny End Dragoon: The "n" in "Dragoon" goes into the Attribute ever so slightly
 * A Legend of Blue Eyes White Dragon pack: Cards cut off wrong
 * Another Legend of Blue Eyes White Dragon pack: Card backing has Japanese logo but says "Trading Card Game" in English
 * Trial of Nightmare: 2-3 copies that read "Trial of Hell"
 * 1 card in a Cybernetic Revolution pack: A Test Print card
 * Flint: Top half of holo name is not shiny
 * Earthbound Immortal Aslla piscu: If you look at the name directly, it's not written in all the way
 * Power Tool Dragon: If you look at the name directly, it's not written in all the way
 * Thunder King Rai-Oh: The "Thund" part of the name is not shiny (minus the tip of the "d")
 * Road Synchron: The last "0" in it's 800 DEF is closer to the edge of the effect box than normal
 * Koa'ki Meiru War Arms: Text can barely fit in text box, whereas the double "p" in "equipped" goes a little into the ATK/DEF Line
 * Koa'ki Meiru Valafar: Text can barely fit in text box, whereas the double "p" in "opponent's" goes a little into the ATK/DEF Line

Cards Neutered For International Release
This section refers to any card with an edit relating to a sharp object, gun barrel, or crotch.
 * Flying Fortress SKY FIRE
 * The Legendary Fisherman
 * Morphtronic Datatron
 * Blackwing Armed Wing
 * Dark Ruler Ha Des
 * Fusilier Dragon, the Dual-Mode Beast
 * X-Head Cannon
 * Y-Dragon Head
 * XYZ-Dragon Cannon
 * Ancient Gear Cannon
 * Ancient Gear Soldier
 * Ancient Gear Castle
 * Turret Warrior
 * Blast Juggler
 * Trap Reactor・Y FI

Cards With Extremely Pointless Edits

 * Hate Buster
 * Remote Revenge
 * Taunt
 * The Legendary Fisherman
 * Scrap-Iron Scarecrow
 * Ancient Tome
 * Overworked
 * Mad Lobster
 * Roulette Barrel
 * Blackwing - Shura the Blue Flame
 * Darksea Float
 * Darksea Rescue

Cards That Fire Their Laser In Their Artworks

 * Seed Cannon
 * Flamvell Counter
 * Super-Ancient Dinobeast
 * XYZ-Dragon Cannon
 * Moai Interceptor Cannons

Distinctive Features That Make Each Ojama Look Retarded

 * Ojama Green: Giant mouth and cyclops
 * Ojama Yellow: Eye stalks
 * Ojama Black: Giant nose
 * Ojama Red: Chesnut head
 * Ojama Blue: Head the same size as body and odd eye placement
 * Ojama King: The ones for the first 3 (- cyclops)
 * Ojama Knight: The ones for the first 2 (- cyclops)

==Words You Can Spell Using F/D, I/E, N/A, A/T, L/H, H, E, R, And O== (Note: Letters may be used multiple times and words may include punctuation)

to be continued...
 * FINAL
 * DEATH
 * HERO
 * OREO
 * HE
 * HER
 * HERD
 * FLAN
 * FAIL
 * LIAR
 * RAIL
 * HAIL
 * LEO
 * OIL
 * LION IN OIL
 * LION
 * ORION
 * NOIR
 * IRON
 * NO
 * ON
 * ORO
 * HO
 * IN
 * HEAD
 * EAR
 * REAL
 * LORE
 * OR
 * NAIL
 * FLOOR
 * LOON
 * DROOL
 * RI-ON
 * RI-IN
 * HAIR
 * RAI
 * FOOD
 * FOOL
 * DOOF
 * HAIL
 * HEAR
 * LONE
 * ROOF
 * IF
 * HOLD
 * HOLD IT!
 * IT
 * TIN
 * RAN
 * RON
 * FLAIL
 * TORE
 * TORN
 * NOR
 * NOT
 * OTTER
 * HAR
 * HA
 * RILE
 * LIRE
 * LIFE
 * FIDO
 * -ETH
 * TAR
 * FROTH
 * THOR
 * THAT
 * THE
 * ED
 * AT
 * LEON
 * DON
 * [EFF]
 * FAT
 * TRON
 * ROT
 * DOT
 * DAT
 * NEO
 * FIRE
 * FILE
 * FILTER
 * RITE
 * AID
 * RITE AID
 * NATE
 * TAN
 * TIDE
 * DINE
 * DINNER
 * FINE
 * RINE
 * DOOR
 * RODE
 * ROD
 * RAIN
 * NERD
 * HELLO
 * TOLL
 * LOT
 * RILE
 * TOT
 * TONER
 * NOTE
 * DEATH NOTE
 * THINE
 * NERO
 * DANTE
 * HEART
 * RON
 * FORD
 * HOE
 * HIDE

Card Name/Character Jokes That I Like
(WARNING! Contains Adult/Crude/Racial Humor, Drug/Obscure References, and Profanity. Also, Any Links To Another Site May Contain Strong Language. Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!)

YGOTAS (LittleKuriboh)
(See Top For Warning)
 * Frustrated/Bamboozled/Disgruntled Celtic Guardian
 * Rejected Cloverfield Monster Design
 * Slifer the Executive Producer
 * Mega Ultra Chicken
 * Asexual Reproduction
 * Giant Hairy Balls
 * A Spell That Allows Our Monsters To Trade Places, Which Would Be Completely Useless In Any Other Situation
 * A Magical Can Of Bugspray
 * An Extremely Girly Card
 * Fanservice Card
 * Generic Insect
 * Deus Ex Machina
 * Cheap Mothra Imitation
 * Extremely Phallic Spaceship
 * Guitar Hero
 * Some Kind Of Evil Zebra Unicorn Thing/Weird Evil Unicorn Zebra Thing

AGX (Sephirex)
(See Top For Warning)
 * Darth Jinzo
 * Microsoft XBox 360 Headset
 * Spirit Ejaculation
 * Static Shock
 * Green Ranger Harvey Birdman
 * Sephirex's Ego
 * Gay Clay Aiken
 * Leftover Gay Sex Body Fluids
 * Field Spell/Music CD
 * Sunpyre the Red Ranger
 * Oxymoron
 * Transvestatron 3000
 * A Hero Shows Up Conveniently
 * Emo Soldier
 * Composite Power Ranger
 * Hard Rock Signal
 * Gold Ranger
 * Zorro Ripoff
 * Card Game Jesus
 * Lesbian Reproduction/Make-Out Fusion
 * Sailor Moon
 * Dark Make-Out Room
 * Green Giant
 * Stoned Pillow
 * Pachi Chief
 * Incredible Hulk Mokey Mokey
 * Aqua Man the Blue Ranger
 * Custom Hobo
 * One of the Cheapest Cards Ever
 * Pot of Weed
 * Mr. Shorty-Shorts/Red-Eyes Flaming Tennis Nut/Tennis Man
 * Tennis Guess
 * Tennis Trap
 * Head-On Tennis Match
 * Wind Breaker
 * Tennis Momodo
 * Tom Cruise
 * Kung Fu Panda
 * Cloverfield Monster
 * Deus Ex Machina Monsters
 * Emo Dragon Agumon
 * Emo Dragon Greymon
 * Emo Dragon Metal Greymon
 * Hurricane Ike

5A's Episode 1 (Sephirex)
(No Need For Warning Here)
 * Fluffy
 * Card Game Junkie
 * Emo Hydrogeny(?)
 * Pincer Dragon Thingy
 * Digivolve

Me (Me)
(See Top For Warning, Especially For THIS Section)
 * Saibaman
 * Sam Fisher
 * iBer Dragon
 * iBer Twin Dragon
 * iBer End Dragon
 * Proto-iBer Dragon
 * Marijuana Plant
 * iBer Jar
 * iBer Jar
 * Crap Hole
 * Adhesion Crap Hole
 * Different Dimension Crap Hole
 * Bottomless Crap Hole
 * Giant Crap Hole
 * Acid Crap Hole
 * Treacherous Crap Hole
 * Gemini Crap Hole
 * Scrap-Iron Crap Hole
 * Captain Crunch
 * iBer Ogre
 * iBer Ogre 2
 * iBer Phonics
 * Sacred Phonics of Nepthys
 * Pot of Hitler
 * Plaquespreader Zombie
 * Mystic Tomato (Toe-Mah-Toe)
 * Chibi Stardust/Chibi Stunt McNugget
 * Crack Rose Dragon/Marijuana Dragon/Negro Dragon
 * Weed/Marijuana Seed
 * Arnold Schwartzenmammoth/Terminator
 * Cobalt Chicken
 * Crystal Bacon
 * Homsar
 * Constipated Jumper
 * Tetris Juggler
 * Cloud
 * Reverse Magnifying Glass/Shrinky Dink
 * Smell Card
 * Crap Card
 * God
 * Jesus
 * Cremation
 * Rape/Gangbang
 * & Pals
 * D.D.R. - Dance Dance Revolution
 * Michael Jackson
 * iBer Vary
 * iBer Ouroboros
 * Katamari Damacy (Duh-Mah-See)/Blarfurgsnarg
 * Trap Peter/Crap Eater
 * Herpe Lady
 * Dickface
 * Frip Frop Flog/Tounge Twister (Not The Crappy Fan-Made One)
 * Summon Reactor·PI
 * Crap Reactor·E FI
 * Smell Reactor·RE
 * Frying Fortress PIE FIRE
 * Blackwing - Bora the Phallic
 * Blackwing - Vayu the Japanese High School Punk
 * Twin-Headed Behemoth (Beh-Heh-Moth)
 * Stunt McNugget
 * Colossal Stunt McNugget
 * Stunt McNugget/Assault Mode
 * /Salt Modes
 * Junk Stunt McNugget/Funk Warrior/Punk Warrior
 * Turbo Stunt McNugget
 * Nitro Stunt McNugget
 * Road Stunt McNugget
 * Sonic the Hedgehog
 * Triangle Ecstacy Spork
 * Funk Synchron/Punk Synchron
 * Helium Tank/Gay Energy Tank
 * Phallic Transvestite
 * Crap Jammer
 * Hannibal Lecter
 * College Frog
 * Mutated Bundt Cake
 * Rainbow Dragon
 * Severed Arm
 * Pot Head/Wok Head/Cookingware/Frying Pan
 * Gang Sign
 * Master of Puppets (I'm Pulling Your Strings)
 * Master of Puppets (Twisting Your Mind)
 * Master of Puppets (And Smashing Your Dreams)
 * Master of Puppets (Blinded By Me)
 * Master of Puppets (You Can't See A Thing)
 * Master of Puppets (Just Call My Name)
 * Crap of the Imperial Tomb (Rhymes With Bomb)
 * People (Pepple) Running About
 * Oppressed People (Pepple)
 * L
 * Mexican Seed
 * Mexican Cluster Amaryllis
 * Awesomeness
 * Yogi Bear
 * Sparta/300
 * Stitch
 * Turbo Man
 * Psychic Slug
 * Psi(Puh-Sigh)-Station
 * Helicopter Landing Pad/A Black Guy/Gay Heli-pad
 * Skilled Cracker
 * Skilled Black Guy
 * Captain Planet
 * Air Man (Mega Man)
 * Spout Man
 * Citizen Kane
 * Retarded Plant
 * Tore Apart/Torn Apart
 * Elemental Hero Bitch Heat
 * Torch Man
 * Cardboard City
 * The Incredible Hulk/Harold(?)
 * Optimus Prime
 * Chuck Norris
 * Pokemon
 * Mysterio
 * Good Burger
 * T - Time/D - Thyme/T - Thyme
 * Dark Man
 * Salt Mode Activate
 * I'm On A Boat!
 * Seed Cannon/Firing Mah Lazer Cannon/BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!! Cannon
 * Magna Ryu-Ran
 * Moby Dick/Monstro
 * Drug-Induced Carrierroid/Sterrierroid
 * Charles Manson
 * Eye of the Tiger
 * Wizard of Oz
 * Emerald City of Oz
 * Over the Rainbow
 * Yellow Brick Road
 * Yellow Submarine
 * Speedo World
 * Speedo Spells
 * Speedo Counter
 * Speedo Warrior/Speed Racer/Speedo Racer
 * Katamari Damacy (Dah-Muh-See)
 * Vaginal Hats
 * Vaginal Mallet
 * Emerald Turtle (Toitle)
 * Debris (Debriss) Dagron
 * Raging Bat Hole
 * Strike of the Neos
 * Farce of the Breaker/Force of the Beaker
 * George W. Bush
 * Blackwing - Edgar Allen Poe/Edgar Allen Poe/The Raven
 * Caramel Candy Block/Boner Temple Block
 * Dante
 * Dante - Gunslinger Style
 * Grave of the Super Ancient Orgasm
 * Small Penis
 * Medium Penis
 * Big Penis
 * Multiple Penis Golem
 * Captain Falcon
 * 5D's Bakura
 * Psychic Sperm/Psychic Loogie
 * Blackwing - Articuno/Articuno
 * Blackwing - Shura the Pubic Hair/Pubic Hair
 * Any card with a green background
 * Monkey Holding A Monkey
 * Donkey Kong/Donkey Bong
 * Miracle Locust
 * Smell Reclamation
 * Crap Reclamation
 * Gay Clown
 * Gay Clown/Another Gay Clown/Gay Clown #2
 * Bad Pun!

Show Replacements
The purpose of this section should be obvious.
 * Yu-Gi-Oh! = Yu-Gi-Oh! GX = Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's
 * Yugi Muto = Jaden Yuki = Yusei Fudo
 * Seto Kaiba = Chazz Princeton = Jack Atlas
 * Joey Wheeler = Syrus Truesdale = Leo
 * Téa Gardner = Alexis Rhodes = Akiza Izinski
 * Marik Ishtar = Sartorius = ????
 * Odion Ishtar = Sarina = ????
 * Maximillion Pegasus = Kagemaru = Rex Goodwin
 * Solomon Muto = Solomon Muto = Tenzen Yanagi/Tetsuzo Kuzuyama
 * Egyptian Gods/Wicked Gods = Neo-Spacians/Sacred Beasts = Five Dragons/Earthbound Immortals
 * Mai Valentine = ???? = Angela Rains
 * ???? = Vehicroids = Morphtronics
 * Millennium Items = Spirit Keys = Five Dragons
 * Rare Hunters = Shadow Riders = Dark Signers
 * ???? = Jesse Anderson = Crow
 * Dark Magician = Elemental Hero Neos = Stardust Dragon
 * Blue-Eyes White Dragon = Ancient Gear Golem = Red Dragon Archfiend
 * Kuriboh = Winged Kuriboh = Kuribon
 * ???? = Polymerization = Synchro Summon
 * Spellcaster = Elemental Heroes = Level
 * ???? = Volcanic = Burning Skulls
 * ???? = Yubel = Kalin Kessler
 * Rebecca Hawkins = Blair Flannigan = Carly Carmine
 * Doma = ???? = Yliaster
 * ???? = Vellian Crowler = Rudolf Heitmann
 * Duelist Kingdom = ???? = Fortune Cup
 * Dragon/VWXYZ = Chthonian/VWXYZ/Ojama = Dragon/Synchro Summon
 * Ryo Bakura = Nightshroud = ????

Decks I Use

 * Exodia
 * Volcanic
 * Aliens (incomplete)
 * The Six Samurai (incomplete)
 * Destiny Hero (incomplete)
 * Skull Servant
 * Vehicroid
 * All odd-numbered Structure Decks
 * Arcana Force
 * Batteryman
 * Yusei Synchro (I converted the 5D's Starter Deck.)
 * Morphtronic
 * Wicked God (Cross between The Six Samurai and Gladiator Beast)
 * Lockdown
 * Insect
 * Blackwing
 * Structure Deck: Rise of the Dragon Lords
 * Structure Deck: Zombie World

Decks I Will Use

 * Luna's Deck with Ancient Fairy Dragon
 * Fortune Lady with Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu
 * Spider with Earthbound Immortal Uru
 * Reptiless with Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua
 * Flamvell
 * Burning Skull
 * Genex

Works In Progress

 * B.E.S./Videogame Deck (need 6 more Gradius spaceships)
 * Lockdown (may become Jester Control)
 * Insect (will become Rudger Spider with Uru)
 * Skull Servant (need Undead Skull Demon)
 * Blackwing (need Armed Wing)
 * Yusei Synchro (need more cards)
 * Koa'ki Meiru (need more cards)

Decks Currently In Development Hell

 * Toon
 * Machine (With Fiendish Engine Ω)

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