Card Trivia:D.D. Unicorn Knight

D.D. Unicorn knight enjoys the following activities: the dirty sanchez 1.	Kentucky Tractor Puller buy kentucky tractor puller mugs, tshirts and magnets The act of a male and a male or male and a female preforming anal sex. During sex the receiver clenches their butt-cheeks tightly and runs with the penis still in the buttocks. Last night my boyfriend scared me during sex by putting it in my butt so I ran away. Little did I know I accidentally gave him a Kentucky Tractor Puller. kentucky tractor puller sex funny sex kentucky tractor puller funny sex acts by Malone! Dec 14, 2007 share this 2.	bus driver buy bus driver mugs, tshirts and magnets While having sex doggy style, the left thumb is inserted into the recieveer's rectum and turned from side to side essentially driving the bus. The right hand reaches around and squeezes the right breast honking the horn to alert patrons the bus is coming. Don't forget to wave to the people waiting for the bus. It was a really successful date until I tried to give her the bus driver. Guess I'll be walking from now on. funny sex positions bus driver doggy style funny sex acts sex act sex acts by MJ98761 Sep 7, 2007 share this 3.	the marlin	34 up, 7 down buy the marlin mugs, tshirts and magnets A sex act in which you get two fingers in the cooch and two in her mouth, then have a friend pop up from behind the dresser and take a picture of you holding her like a big ol' marlin. "Did you show her parents the picture of "the marlin" you gave her last week?" "Yea, they were all pretty embaressed, however i thought it was hilarious." marlin the marlin funny sex acts pictures fingers by Marlin Hunter Jan 29, 2009 share this

4.	Sodomatical	11 up, 3 down buy sodomatical mugs, tshirts and magnets Relating not only to the act of anal sex (see sodomy) but to any pastime regarded unclean by Jamaican society. This can include, for example, oral sex performed by a man on a woman. Immortalised by renowed lyricist Spragga Benz in his 90s epic, 'No Funny Guy Thing'. 'Say we nuh inna dem funny guy thing Bad man nuh wear G-string Wi nah join nuh SODOMATICAL system Ah brimstone an fire dat ah go bring bring bring' TRANSLATION: One does not approve of homosexuality. Furthermore, respectable gentlemen will never don a pair of female undergarmemts. One will never succumb to a system that endorses sodomy; eternal pain and suffering in the flames of hell awaits all those souls that embrace such acts. a.k.a. battymatical acts see also fassy fassyhole chi chi man bo cat by Nik Amanovic Jun 20, 2006 share this 5.	No Butter	2 up, 23 down buy no butter mugs, tshirts and magnets A guy friend of yours who gets no sex. Acts stupid when he's drunk, High or just plain acts stupid. Does dumb stuff to get attention and is successful at it. BIG A is the biggest No Butter I know, when he goes out he carries a bookbag everywhere. funny hilarious creative simple dumb genious by CrickZ Nov 6, 2006 share this 6.	Brazilain coffe filter	16 up, 57 down buy brazilain coffe filter mugs, tshirts and magnets when you ejaculate into a womens (or mans) hair and it goes threw onto the girl(orguys) chest Brazilain coffe filter ejaculation funny sex acts farts sperm hairy tits by steve-o jr Nov 8, 2006 share this 7.	The Unicorn buy the unicorn mugs, tshirts and magnets Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn. My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.