User:ARabidSquirrel

The wisest man is he who understands that he understands nothing. I am never wrong. Once, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. There is no good or evil, only power and those too foolish to seek it. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. I intend to live forever, or die trying. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Humor is reason gone mad. From the moment I picked up your book to the moment I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend to read it. Before I speak, I have something important to say. If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Oxymorons: Microsoft Works, Jumbo Shrimp, Military Intelligence, Pretty Ugly. Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and fetch me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail of it. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. Cuddy: "Are you being intentionally dense?" House: "Huh?"