User:Shoukatsuryou

Your sleepy, pissed off at eBay, decent adolescent who isnt a total moron. Amazing, huh?

I dont really like the animes, mainly because Yugi/Jaden is always winning.

Every duel that features Yugi in it sucks, since his lucksack powers always make him win. The only duel I ever enjoyed on Yu-Gi-Oh GX that has Jaden in it was the one with Kaibaman since he actually lost. Also, Anzu is annoying, even more with those weeaboos saying shes hot.

I do, however, like the card game, regardless of all those retards that degrade it. Seriously, its even comparable to how much weaboos degrade Japan.

If your asking about what my username means, its supposed to be the Japanese pronounciation of the Chinese strategist Zhuge Liang, from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms novel. And no, im not a weeaboo.

And yeah, I know my deck isnt that great. But still, its good enough for me.

Heres the strategy. I use Kaiser Sea Horse in order to summon The Creator more easily, and if The Creator is destroyed then I can bring it back with Dance Dance Revolution after using Soul Release. Another way of getting The Creator on the field is by using Epic Catfight when my opponent summons an 8-star monster. Thunder Dragon is in there in order to get a larger hand to activate Dark World Grimoire's effects more quickly, and as discard fodder. Also, Card of Safe Return will keep reloading my hand for Dark World Grimoire's effect. Future Fusion is used to summon Blue-Eyes Pwnage Dragon, but I dont intend to use him with Polymerization to summon Dragon Master Knight, the strongest beatstick in my deck. Dragon Master Knight is summoned by either using Polymerization with some weird looking fusion substitute and Black Luster Soldier or using some weird looking fusion substitute and Black Luster Soldier as discard fodder first and then using Dragon's Mirror. Centrifugal Field is there just in case Blue-Eyes Pwnage Dragon is in the graveyard and Dragon Master Knight is destroyed. Centrifugal Field also lets me summon Kisara from the grave if Blue-Eyes Pwnage Dragon is destroyed. Magna Drago is in there because most of my tribute monsters are level 4, which means that I can summon Kabuki Actor pretty easily. Since whenever im NOT at a tournament I refuse to listen to Konami's bull, Night Assailant is used for discard fodder or emergency destroying if for some reason I cant draw/used all my craptastic versions of Raigeki and Radiant Mirror Force's. Also, if using Epic Catfight to special summon The Creator a second time, then I can use Herald of Creation's effect to bring The Creator into my hand. And of course, Overpriced is there to boost up my monster's ATK if im in serious danger. Prime Material Dragon is there to protect my huge beatsticks like Dragon Master Knight. Felgrand Dragon is in because if Dragon Master Knight gets destroyed, this card can get up to 5200 ATK when special summoned. Zombie Paladin is just there to be a beatstick. Zombie Master is there to special summon Zombie Paladin for some extra beatdown power early in the game.

Side deck:

Tualatin

Royal Decree

Dimension Fortress Weapon

The Fiend Megacyber

Guardian of Order

The Creator Incarnate

The Creator

Mystical Space Typhoon

Megamorph

Eradicator Epidemic Virus

Fusion Recovery

Imperial Iron Wall

Stardust Dragon

Rose, Warrior of Revenge

Favorite Characters.
Seto Kaiba

And no, I dont mean Priest Seto, I dont really like him that much. But well anyway, I like Kaiba because he's one of those people in the anime that DONT look as if they're being heavily injured because of a hologram's attack. Also, even though he's rich, he doesnt abuse lightsworns. lol. He has the coolest outfit in all of the anime's too, and he doesnt believe in all that Shadow Realm crap which makes him even better.

Kisara

Yes, I like this potato sack dress girl. Why? Because she isnt annoying and is quite beautiful. Also, she has one of the most coolest monsters in the game as her monster spirit...or whatever its called. She's quite sweet and modest, and she is far better than Jaden's one-sided lover. Also her name sounds pretty.

''White Lightning? Whats that? Oh, you mean 滅びの爆裂疾風弾!!!''

My YGO! experiences.
My friends keep on cheating by using false shuffle techniques and setting up the order of they're cards in the Deck. Thats how one of them got three freaking Ground Collapses on his first turn.

The TCG is too expensive, which causes me to constantly lose to expensive decks.

I used to like Lightsworns, now that they're abused like hell in tournaments I dont.

Sometimes people keep annoying me with they're "I wish that card was real!" conversations, I mean really, do they seriously expect Divine Serpent to be released?

Whenever someone goes "LOL0L YUG10H IZ FO' FAT LOSARS WIT NU LAIFE" I end up sending them to hospitals. By the way, I weigh 95 pounds with a height of 175cm. >.>

People try to steal my deck all the time, I dont know why.

All of my friends dont protect they're cards. They end up with grease, torn edges, and extreme creases.

People assume that I have the best deck ever cause im asian, dont know why.

Because Konami Says So made me vomit.

Alot of people I see put Dark Magician Girl in they're decks for no reason.

My deck is horrible when it comes to dueling rich people.

I hate how some cards have amazing effects but horrible card art. An example of this is Metamorphosis.

My friends sometimes use four Monster Reborns in they're decks. Yes, four.

Most people I duel with dont even use the official rules, thats how the above sentence happens.

People that cheat and piss me off with shuffling tricks claim that they just do it for fun. Yeah, I think it would be 'fun' too if I got all five exodia pieces on the first turn over and over and over....

I saw someone in a Seto Kaiba cosplay before, it was awesome, but people around him kept on bullying him for liking YGO.

About the above sentence, I threw a rock at one of those guy's open eyes. And then they go off and use that stupid "IM TELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING!!!1!!111!!!eleven!!!one!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" thing on me. I got suspended from school.

The person who was wearing the Seto Kaiba cosplay gave me three Blue-Eyes White Dragons because I stood up for him.

Every time I see someone bet they're cards in a duel and lose, I usually try to duel the person who won the card to retrieve it. Of course, I give it back to the loser of the duel, but sometimes I regret giving back a card like Judgment Dragon that I should rightfully own...

People on eBay seem to not think much when auctioning, which caused a Harpie's Feather Duster auction that started from $0.05 to go to $8.00 before even three days were over for the auction. Honestly, its alot better to just spam your bids at the last minutes for a far cheaper price.

I bought a Stardust Dragon/Assault Mode for six cents because I was smart enough to not put like 7 bucks on my first bid, unlike several other people. I dont really use it though.

My friends keep on showing off they're Ultimate Rares. I counter that by showing off the Honest I recieved from a random LODT pack I got when it seemed like I was having a bad day.

My deck costed around 30 bucks to make. Seriously, 30 bucks.

How I got the cards for my deck.
Black Luster Soldier(UR). was recieved from eBay for like 45 cents and a dollar shipping since nobody ever cares about this card anymore.

Goyo Guardian(UtR). was recieved from my first Duelist Genesis pack. SERIOUSLY. I even slapped myself to see if I was dreaming or not.

Magna Drago. Got it from trading someone a Charcoal Inpachi.

Dragon Master Knight(UR). Won two in a small tournament my friends made. Suprisingly it was cased in a plastic case along with Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon(UR).

3 Kaiser Sea Horses were bought off eBay for 2 bucks + no shipping cost.

I got The Creator(ScR) off eBay for one dollar + 79 cents shipping cost, StrikeZoneOnline is really cheap.

Bought three Thunder Dragons from eBay for two bucks + no shipping.

Some guy gave me 3 Paladin of the Cursed Dragon's from the three Zombie World structure decks he bought for a Junk Synchron, He also gave me a Zombie Master.

Honest(ScR) was from a random LODT pack. SERIOUSLY. I thought I was having a bad day too.

Prime Material Dragon(SR). Won it off a duel where we stake our cards, I bet my extra Dragon Master Knight and the other player bet Prime Material Dragon and Night Assailant(SR), Obviously, I won.

Polymerization. I honestly forgot where I got this card.

Dragon's Mirror. Got it because I bet someone that I could beat his Dragon Deck with the cards in his trade pile and won.

2 Herald of Creation(R) from eBay for a dollar and 79 cents for shipping.

2 Felgrand Dragon(UR)s are from the same person who gave me the cards from Zombie World Structure decks, I traded a Fires of Doomsday and a Summoned Skull for them.

3 Blue-Eyes White Dragon(UR)s is from a guy who wanted to thank me for throwing a rock at someone who was picking on him. Yeah, really.

The Light - Hex-Sealed Fusion. NO IDEA where this card came from.

2 Mage Power(UR)s. I got both of them from trading Cyber Dragon.

Trade-In. I dont know where I got this card, really.

Heavy Storm(SR) is from eBay for a dollar and 79 cents shipping. This also applies to: 2 Lightning Vortex, 3 Future Fusion, 3 Soul Release, Card of Safe Return, 2 Dark World Grimoire. 3 Malevolent Catastrophes, 3 A Rival Appears!, 3 D.D.R. - Different Dimension Reincarnation, and Centrifugal Field.

2 Radiant Mirror Force(SR)s using 3 bucks + no shipping cost on eBay.

Thats $27.93 in cash + Mega-Ultra-Cheap packs off a friend's store + Winning duels with borrowed cards + Trading.

My Favorite Cards.
Art Wise:

Elemental Mistress Doriado. Shes pretty. Far more than the overrated Sex Symbol of YGO!.

Magician's Valkyria. Cooler looking than the Sex Symbol of YGO!.

Dragon Master Knight. Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon + Black Luster Soldier = Win

Trade-In. The Felgrand Dragon here makes this look cooler than every other Draw 2 Cards card in my opinion.

Eria the Water Charmer. Shes cute.

Vampire Lord. He looks cool.

Felgrand Dragon. Just looks awesome.

Princess Pikeru. Cute.

Dark Flare Knight. Just look at the card art.

A Rival Appears!. Nothing more epic than two little girls fighting each other.

Mischief of the Time Goddess. Again, cute.

Change of Heart. Pretty.

Soul Release. Also pretty.

Black Luster Soldier. Again, just look at the Card Art. By the way, I dont like its Chaos version.

and several other cards...

Effect Wise:

Future Fusion. Makes it ALOT easier to get Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon out.

Goyo Guardian. Special summoning for the win.

Harpie's Feather Duster. Because its that awesome.

Heavy Storm. Just in case MY Spell/Trap zones are almost clogged too.

Night Assailant. Without the BKSS part anyway...

Prime Material Dragon. I love both of its effects.

Sinister Serpent. Discard fodder. Night Assailant would work out too, if it werent for Because Konami Says So

Tualatin. My friends abuse the fact that the DARK attribute is oversupported, this punishes them.

Final Attack Orders. I dont have any Piercing effect monsters, so this is a great card for me.

Vanity's Ruler. Except for the This Card Cannot be Special Summoned part.

Gorz the Emissary of Darkness. His effect saves me every time I meet Judgment Dragon.

The Creator. Special Summoning with Sinister Serpent pwns with Card of Safe Return for an extra draw.

Mirror Force. Shame its expensive in the TCG...

Imperial Iron Wall. I dont like the concept of Removed From Play.

Monster Reborn. Well the reason why should be obvious...

Cards I HATE.
Yata-Garasu. Overall, I dont like lockdowns, but especially this one.

Mutation. Its really damn ugly. This also goes for every other card that makes me feel disgust.

Il Blud. Look at the above.

Cyber Dragon. Because of abuse.

D.D. Warrior Lady. Because of abuse and somewhat ugly face.

Sangan. Because of abuse and he looks ugly.

Crush Card Virus. Too expensive. This also goes for all the other super-expensive cards, well except Honest, he's cool.

Evil/Destiny/Elemental Hero everything. With the exception of Neos.

Orichalcos cards, never have cards ever been so broken.

Gladiator Beasts. I already said I hate Lightsworns, right?

Skill Drain. Dont even get me started.

Sheesh, this page is too long. Better stop.